Punch You In The Eye
Am [No Chord]
I come from the land where the oceans freeze,
Spent three long months on the open seas
Am7
Paddled 'til it seemed I could
Em7
Take no more, when my ship hit aground on
Am7
Prussia's shore. How was I to
Em7
Know that day that the winds had swept me
Am7
Wilson's way? When soon towards me
Em7
From the East, came Wilson and his men on
Am7
Multi-beasts.
[Repeat Intro Lick from before]
Well it seems that he didn't like my face
And I quickly learned that Prussia was an evil place
They tied me to a chair with a giant clip
And they held a piece of paper to my tender nip
Then they tossed the chair in a tiny shack
And told me not to worry 'cause they'd soon be back
I loosened up my bonds where my hands were lashed
And ran towards the cove where my boat was stashed
Dm7 Am7 Em7 Am7
Singing Oh Wilson, someday Ill kill you 'til you die,
Dm7 Am7 E7+9
oh, Wilson... Punch you in the eye
[Repeat Lick from Before]
If Wilson knew that I was loose
I'd surely be subjected to some real abuse.
Maybe end up hangin' from the nearest tree,
so angrily I paddled to the open sea.
But the sea was eager to beat me back
and the wave grew huge and deadly black,
and the grey clouds rumbled over my head
And I feared in my heart that I'd soon be dead.
[Solo over Theme 1]
[Calypso piano solo]
[Solo over Theme 1 then Theme 2]
When the morning came and the storm had passed
And the dismal fog began at last.
To open up before my eyes
When suddenly to my surprise,
Chains and specks of islands curved
Where palm trees dipped and seagulls swerved,
I parked my kayak on a stone
And yelled across the ocean to his evil throne
I said: Oh, Wilson, someday I'll kill you 'til you die,
Oh, wilson, punch you in...
THEME 1 = G#m F#m G#m F#m Em A D D#dim C#m7 C Bm7 A G#dim Fdim F#m7
THEME 2 = Bm E A Bbdim A G# C# F# Em A D D#dim D C#m7 G#dim Fdim F#m7
The first two chords of Landlady (the ones they play for a good part of the
song) are: F#m7 and Bdim7/C#
isn't exactly the way they play it, but my intent is to make it sound as full as possible with just one rhythm guitar...
Intro: Distortion .. drum on open palm - muted A string between these. Occasionally hit G on Low E string (third fret)
|: repeat :|
E--------------------------------|--------------------|
B-------------------(0)----------|--------------------|
G-----------------6/-7~~~~~------|-7--4-6~~~~---------|
D-5h-7--7-7-7-(5)-5--5-----------|-5--5-7-------------|
A-0-(0)-0-0-0----------0-0-0-0-0-|--------0-0-0-0-0-0-|
E--------------------------------|--------------------|
E------------------------|----Harmonics------|
B------------------------|-7-7-7--5-5-7--5-7-|
G-6--4--6/7~~~~~---------|-7-7-7--5-5-7--5-7-|
D-7--5--5-5--------------|-7-7-7--5-5-7--5-7-|
A------------0-0-0-0-0-0-|-------------------|
E------------------------|-------------------|
E------------------|R|--------|-----------------|
B-5\-1/-5\-1/-5\-1-|e|-heavy--|-----------------|
G-6\-2/-6\-2/-6\-2-|p|-drone--|-----------------|
D-7\-3/-7\-3/-7\-3-|e|--on----|-----------------|
A------------------|a|---E----|-----------------|
E------------------|t|-string-|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
Repeat those as many times as needed (listen to the song for exact
timing / number of times)..Until:HEAVY DRUMMING ON E STRING!!
E------------------------------------------------------------
B------------------------------------------------------------
G------------------------------------------------------------
D-----------------------------5-4-5-4------------------------
A-------------5>7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-7-5------------------------
E-0-0-0-0-0-0------------------------------------------------
Page and the boys build it up at this point through some sort of scale
( I think it goes (these are single notes) E F# G A B C# D D#)
Heavy drumming on Open A String here:
(Stacatto) (Hey!)
E------------------------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------------------7--5-
G--------------------5--4--5-4------------------5-4--5--7--5-
D----5>7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7--5--7-5---5>7-7-7-7-5-7--7-5--7--7--5-
A-0-(let ring)~~~---------------------------------------0--0-
E------------------------------------------------------------
Repeat until last time, ending with a Big "Hey" and an E7+9:
E---
B-8-
G-7-
D-6-
A-7-
E-0-
CHORD VOICINGS (chords not shown are played in open position)
F#m7 G#dim C#m7 D D#dim C Bm7 Fdim Bbdim G# C# F#
E--------------------------------------------4--4--2-
B--------------5----7-7-----5-3--------2-----4--6--2-
G---2----4-----4----7-5-----5-2---1----0-----5--6--3-
D---2----3-----6----7-7-----5-4---0----2-----6--6--4-
A---4----5-----4----5-6-----3-2---2----1-----6--4--4-
E---2----4------------------------1----------4-----2-
here's the music...
4/4 time
(intro - 4x: last time - drum fill)
F#m7 G#dim
| / / / / | / / / / |
(piano part - 8x: over intro chords)
F#m7 F#m7/F F#m7/E F#m7/Eb
| / / / / | / / / / |
The Landlady
(Theme 1)
3/4 time 4/4 time
N/C F#m7 C#m7 N/C
E-|-----------------7-9--|-7----7-|---------|-7-----------------|
B-|----------7-9-10------|---10---|-10-9-10-|---9---------------|
G-|--------7-------------|--------|---------|-----9-7-----------|
D-|------7---------------|--------|---------|-------------------|
A-|--7^9-----------------|--------|---------|-------------------|
E-|----------------------|--------|---------|-------------------|
G#dim F#m7
E-|-------------------------------
B-|----------------9--7-----------
G-|---7--6---6--7--------6666-----
D-|--------9----------------------
A-|-------------------------------
E-|-------------------------------
E-|----------------------------10-9---
B-|---------------------7-9-10--------
G-|--7-6---6-----6-7-9----------------
D-|------9---7-9----------------------
A-|-----------------------------------
E-|-----------------------------------
Em A D D#dim D C#m7
E-|9---12---10---|---9-10-9------------10--9-|
B-|--------------|----------12-10-12---------|
G-|--------------|---------------------------|
D-|--------------|---------------------------|
A-|--------------|---------------------------|
E-|--------------|---------------------------|
C Bm7 A G#dim Fdim F#m7
E-|---9----------------9-------|-------------------------|-----------------|
B-|12---12-10-9-10-------12----|-10--12-10-9---------9---|-----------------|
G-|----------------(11)--------|-------------11-10-------|11---------------|
D-|----------------------------|-------------------------|-----------------|
A-|----------------------------|-------------------------|-----------------|
E-|----------------------------|-------------------------|-----------------|
repeat Theme 1, hold the last F# note & chord for an additional bar, then proceed to Theme 2.
Theme 2
Bm E A
E-|-14-------------10|14-10-----------12----|9----------9-10-|
B-|--------------12--|------12-10-9---------|--------12------|
G-|------------11----|----------------------|----------------|
D-|------------------|----------------------|----------------|
A-|------------------|----------------------|----------------|
E-|------------------|----------------------|----------------|
Bbdim A G# C# F#
E-|12------|14-------|--------|13------|---------|
B-|--------|---------|16------|--------|14-------|
G-|--------|---------|--------|--------|---------|
D-|--------|---------|--------|--------|---------|
A-|--------|---------|--------|--------|---------|
E-|--------|---------|--------|--------|---------|
Em A D
E-|----------------10-|9-----------------|---------------9-|
B-|12-----------12----|---------12-------|10---------------|
G-|-------------------|------------------|-----------------|
D-|-------------------|------------------|-----------------|
A-|-------------------|------------------|-----------------|
E-|-------------------|------------------|-----------------|
D#dim D C#m7 G#dim Fdim F#m7
E-|------------------|----------------|------------------|--------|
B-|12-------10-------|9----------9-10-|9-----------------|--------|
G-|------------------|----------------|---------10-------|11------|
D-|------------------|----------------|------------------|--------|
A-|------------------|----------------|------------------|--------|
E-|------------------|----------------|------------------|--------|
Repeat theme 1, then intro chords to end.
And that's it! Note that I tried to represented note lengths fairly accurately,but I could't think of a good way to notate triplets and
odd-length notes. The general rule is each dash represents a 16th note, but I stretched the rule to accomodate double-digit fret numbers
'n' stuff...let your ears be your guide!
Also, in places where the chords are G#dim -> Fdim, you can just hold the G#dim if you want, since Fdim is just another inversion of
the same chord.