Thought you guys would get a kick out of this article....I know I did!
http://christwire.org/2011/01/just-say-no-to-the-phish/
Just so no one gets too freaked out by the stupidity, I'm fairly sure this is a satire site.
Also this is a really old favourite of mine:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/phish-collapses-onstage,1076/